April 14, 2010


"I remember one time me and my friends were sitting in a row. The row behind us was the guy I like and his friends. He was RIGHT behind me. Anyways… we had to sit down and I just sat down without caring or anything, and I just hear THUNK. The back of my head hurts and I turn around and the guy’s holding his forehead… I just bashed the back of my head the the guy I like’s forehead. In front of everyone. How memorable, haha." Haha oops.

April 14, 2010   2 notes


"One day I was riding my bike home from school when I saw the boy I liked back then, Jason. He was riding his bike too; so I rode next to him. I asked if he had a girlfriend, and he said no but he likes somebody. He then proceeded to describe her as a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, pretty short, and sweet. I fit all those characteristics! So thinking he was hinting at me, I stopped my bike, looked him in the eye, and said "I love you". He looked puzzled. I then said, "I know you love me". Then our mutual friend Kayla comes up. She fits those characteristics also. -__- He then put his arm around Kayla and kissed her cheek. I turned red and pedaled as fast as I could." Haha oops.

April 14, 2010   1 note


     “I tend to sleep talk, roll around, and grab things when I sleep. Anyways, one night, my mom had a party with her friends, and they were over all night long. I was sick so I went to bed early. Back then, I used to like a guy named Nick. My mom told her friends about him, and I heard them laugh. Everyone wanted to meet me; so they went upstairs to my room. When they opened the door, I was asleep. But I was holding a pillow and rolling around yelling, “NICK! Give it to me. Come on. Oh yeah baby!”
     What makes it even worse is that Nick’s mom was my mom’s friend, and they all knew which Nick I was talking about. His mom forbade us to see each other, and when he asked why, she told him the entire story. He then went on to tell everyone at school! Ugh.” Haha oops.

April 14, 2010   3 notes


     “When I was a freshman, I had “the” boyfriend. He was a 17 year old senior who all the girls wanted. We had been dating for 6 months when his home life started to fall apart. My parents love him; so they invited him to stay with us. His first night at my house was a little hard on him; so I decided to sleep on the floor in the front room while he slept on the couch. I thought that being in the same room with me would help.
     Well I didn’t sleep well, and I woke up at 5 o’clock and found him staring at me with the sexiest look I had ever seen. I couldn’t help myself so I started getting him all hot for me. The next thing I know, I’m on the floor with no clothes on, having the best sex ever.
     I was trying to be really quiet, considering that we were in an open room with no doors to block my moaning. I was about 6 seconds away from climaxing when I heard the door to my parents room open. He didn’t hear it so he kept going. Before I knew it, my mom was standing in the kitchen. I knew that in any moment she would turn the corner to find me and my boyfriend. So what did I do? I pushed him off of me just as he came all over my mother’s $200 rug!
     He darted back onto the couch and stopped moving right when my mom walked in. So there I was, sprawled butt naked on the floor lying in this puddle of cum. Right when she saw me, she ripped the covers off my boyfriend and found him naked too. I was so embarrassed that I didn’t talk to my mom for the rest of the week.” Haha oops.

April 14, 2010   1 note


"One time my friend and I were at a party, and we were drinking. We had to go pee really bad so we headed to the bathroom. This was a house party and there were a lot of people drinking, so there was a long line. By the time we got to the front of the line, we were both DYING! My friend was in tears when we finally got in, so I let her go first. She was peeing for so long that I couldn’t hold it anymore, and the sound wasn’t helping. -_- So I decided that I could use the sink.So I sat down and started to go, and the sink broke off the wall! Since the noise was so loud, everything stopped and a bunch of people ran over to the bathroom and found me lying there.. with a bloody nose, pants down, peeing, and the broken water pipe was spraying the whole room." Haha oops.

April 14, 2010


"I went to the movies one night with my friends, and one of my friends bought her boyfriend. When the movie almost ended, my friend ran out because she had a bloody nose. So we all went looking for her. I ran into a bathroom and looked around quick and left. When I came out my friend and her boyfriend were dying of laughter, turns out I walked into the boy’s bathroom :x" Haha oops.

April 13, 2010


"One time my best friend and I were meeting up with some friends, including my crush. So we took hours to get ready. I even curled my hair and sprayed it with some apple-scented hairspray. When we finally met up with our friends, I walked up to say hi to my crush. Then I thought he was about to give me a hug-so I opened my arms. But instead, he was leaning in to wave away a bunch of gnats. Turns out, they were attracted to the smell of my hairspray. -_-" Haha oops.

April 13, 2010   1 note

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April 13, 2010

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April 13, 2010


"I was at my friend’s house with her brother’s friends. We got bored and started playing hide-and-seek in the dark. I really had to pee, so I said, "Time out. I’m going to the bathroom." As I was on my way, one of the guys grabbed my ankle, which scared me so much, I peed a little in my shorts. -_- The worst part was that the pee ran down my leg and got on his hand! He screamed, "Ugh, I just got peed on!" to everyone in the room. I ran into the bathroom and didn’t come out until they had all gone upstairs. How embarrassing." Haha oops.